The Urban Dictionary defines a carnivegetarian as: a person who claims vegetarianism only when not in the presence of tasty meat" (translated for your benefit). I seek to reclaim this title, and to show you readers that one can love meat, but also enjoy many tasty and filling vegetarian meals.
On these pages I will present to you, dear reader, with lovely and satisfying vegetarian meals guaranteed to please even the most bigoted carnivore.* Will there be rice? Yes. Will there be pasta? You betcha. Will there be swearing? Fuck, yeah!** Will there be cheese? Fuck, yeah again! Will there be beans, and other legumes, and all sorts of different grains? I don't see why there wouldn't be. Will there be beer? Yes. In fact, I will have a very important and groundbreaking post about beer; stay tuned.
Initially, I will strive to update at least once a week. We'll see how I do and where it goes from there. For now, sit back, grab a tasty drink and delicious snack, and enjoy reading.
One note though: While some of these recipes may incidentally be vegan, I will never purposely make a dish that way; don't ask me to. Also, no meat substitutes. More on that later...
*Well, maybe no the most bigoted carnivore; some people are just too irrational to be pleased.
*I promise to try to keep it to a minimum. I'll try...
